words in movies
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Mark: How've you been?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Mark: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Thats okay.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.