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Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Mark: How've you been?
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Twenty percent.
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Mark: What is going on?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Ross: Is that Mark?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.