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Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Mark: How've you been?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is that Mark?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.