words in movies
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: Twenty percent.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Woman: Mark!!
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Thats okay.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Mark: Rachel?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?