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Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Mark: Twenty percent.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Woman: Mark!!
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Mark: What is going on?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is that Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Thats okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Mark: How've you been?
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.