words in movies
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
BEST MAN: What, (to Barry) you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. (gets a 'da-doom-chesh' from the drummer) Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. And Rachel...
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Tim: Oh man!!
Chandler: Man, this is
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Chandler: Hey, man!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Ross: Hey man.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Chandler: Thanks man.
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Joey: Thanks man.
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Ross: You did it, man.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
(The man starts to take some change out.)
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Ross: Hey man.
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Chandler: Sorry man.
Ross: Awww, man! Really?
Man: Hello. Hello.
Man: Oh, umm, all right.
Joey: I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: Come on man! You've been here all day!
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
The Old Man: Yes?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
(A man walks up.)
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Rachel: (hearing that) Oh man!
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.