words in movies
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Man: Thank you very much.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Man: Im in the middle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: Oh man.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: No. Sorry man.