words in movies
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Man: Thank you very much.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Man: Im in the middle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
EDDIE: What's you point man?
ROSS: Oh man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Frank: All right, man!!
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: Look man!
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)