words in movies
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Man: Thank you very much.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Man: Im in the middle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
JOEY: This man is my God.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
JOEY: With a man?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
EDDIE: What's you point man?
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
ROSS: Oh man.
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.