words in movies
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Phoebe: Oh man.
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
JOEY: This man is my God.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
JOEY: With a man?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
EDDIE: What's you point man?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
ROSS: Oh man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!