words in movies
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Monica: The best man? Wow!
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Man: Hey guys!
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Phoebe: Oh man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.