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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]
Ross: (triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Im fairly intuitive and psychic. Its a substantial gift.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Ross: Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...
Ross: Im sweeping...
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Ross: Ah, Im sorry.
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Rachel: Im sorry, I just cant go to the hospital lookin like this.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Chandler: Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Monica: And well, we probably shouldnt see each other anymore. Im sorry.
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Mike: Oh wow! Im free for her!
Monica: Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.
Ross: Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, Im right here.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Phoebe: Im going to let him.
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: Now come on. (They hug like men.) Well, Im glad we worked things out.
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Joey: Im not answering that.
Phoebe: (giggles) Im pretty.
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Phoebe: No. Im just, I wanna, I need to be alone.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
(They start the routine. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. You will have to watch it. Im sorry.)
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: Im good.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Monica: I dont need a tissue! Im fine-d!
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Ursula: No Im not.
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Housekeeper: Im afraid, Im not at liberty to divulge that information.
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Joey: Oh, and plus Im 1/16th Portuguese.
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Ross: Unagi. Im always aware.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.