words in movies
Chandler: Well, thats pretty much all Im looking for from these people.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Chandler: Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....
Ginger: No, Im not.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: What should I wear, now Im all nervous.
Leslie: (singing) My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Dont care what people say. My feets best friends, pals to the end. With them Im one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Phoebe: Thats okay. All right, Im gonna play song thats really, really sad. Its called Magician Box Mix Up. (she turns her guitar upside down to play it.)
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Phoebe: Im going to let him.
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: Now come on. (They hug like men.) Well, Im glad we worked things out.
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Joey: Im not answering that.
Phoebe: (giggles) Im pretty.
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Phoebe: No. Im just, I wanna, I need to be alone.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
(They start the routine. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. You will have to watch it. Im sorry.)
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: Im good.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Monica: I dont need a tissue! Im fine-d!
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Ursula: No Im not.
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Housekeeper: Im afraid, Im not at liberty to divulge that information.
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Joey: Oh, and plus Im 1/16th Portuguese.
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Ross: Unagi. Im always aware.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Chandler: Joey! (Pause as they all stare at him.) No way. Im not answering that.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
Phoebe: Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.