words in movies
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Monica: I know honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Ross: Well, Im just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
Chandler: Oh, Im taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Chandler: Yep, Im in a tree.
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
Chandler: Im here to see Mary-Angela.
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Ross: High collar and baggy pants say Im a pro.
Chandler: Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and Im not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.
Joeys Sister: No, Im Mary-Theresa.
Chandler: I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Joey: No! No! No! No, Im not going to punch Chandler.
Ross: Im so proud of you.
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Rachel: Honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Mike: Oh wow! Im free for her!
Monica: Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.
Ross: Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, Im right here.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Phoebe: Im going to let him.
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: Now come on. (They hug like men.) Well, Im glad we worked things out.
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: (happily) Im off the list. (Sits on the couch.)
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Joey: Im not answering that.
Phoebe: (giggles) Im pretty.
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Phoebe: No. Im just, I wanna, I need to be alone.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
(They start the routine. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. You will have to watch it. Im sorry.)
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: Im good.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Monica: I dont need a tissue! Im fine-d!
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Ursula: No Im not.
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Housekeeper: Im afraid, Im not at liberty to divulge that information.
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. Ross Tillman.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Joey: Oh, and plus Im 1/16th Portuguese.
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Ross: Unagi. Im always aware.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?