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Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that hell just be one second.)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Joey: And youll be nice?
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: Well just see.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Monica: So! Hell understand!
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"