words in movies
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
(Monica leaves the room)
Ross: Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Joey: Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Rachel: Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(Molly leaves)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(She leaves.)
(The waiter leaves.)
(Matthew leaves)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
(He leaves.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(He leaves)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
(Zack leaves)
(Chandler leaves.)
(Ross leaves the room)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
(Monica leaves)
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)