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Phoebe: I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Phoebe: Hi! Sorry, I'm late.
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Phoebe: No, we're late!
Monica: Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!
Monica: It's too late for apologies.
Chandler: A little late for that.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Ross: Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is "if you can't come on time, then don't come at all". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Ross: Too little, too late, Benji!
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
Rachel: (carrying a tray of drinks) Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! (Starts handing them out.) Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!
Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, Franks always late.
Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
(She looks at Ross, a bit ashamed. Chandler mimes "big breasts" to Ross and lip syncs "Wow". Ross looks at him, astonished and then Monica looks at Chandler again. A little too late he changes the "big breasts" mime into "rocking a baby". When he realizes Monica might have seen it he also strokes his imaginary baby's head.)
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Richard: I know this is crazy but am I too late?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Joey: Sorry! Sorry, Im late; sorry, Im late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Chandler: Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –
Joey: Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; Im late for work.
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Phoebe: OkayOop! Too late! Im leaving! Come on Chandler lets go! (She storms out.)
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Aurora: (moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (She starts to get up.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, its late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom.]
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Monica: Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Judy: Well, we better get going, it's late. Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.
Ross: So we're a little late.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Janine: Okay, now Im really late. (Gets up.)
Phoebe: No, but hes always late.
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Phoebe: Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won�t be late for my dinner, will you?
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
(Of course its too late for that.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Chip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.