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Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Phoebe: Hi! Sorry, I'm late.
Monica: Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Phoebe: No, we're late!
Chandler: A little late for that.
Monica: It's too late for apologies.
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Ross: Too little, too late, Benji!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Ross: Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is "if you can't come on time, then don't come at all". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Rachel: (carrying a tray of drinks) Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! (Starts handing them out.) Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.
Phoebe: I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, Franks always late.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.
Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
(She looks at Ross, a bit ashamed. Chandler mimes "big breasts" to Ross and lip syncs "Wow". Ross looks at him, astonished and then Monica looks at Chandler again. A little too late he changes the "big breasts" mime into "rocking a baby". When he realizes Monica might have seen it he also strokes his imaginary baby's head.)
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Phoebe: OkayOop! Too late! Im leaving! Come on Chandler lets go! (She storms out.)
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Joey: Sorry! Sorry, Im late; sorry, Im late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.
Chandler: Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Joey: Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; Im late for work.
Richard: I know this is crazy but am I too late?
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Aurora: (moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (She starts to get up.)
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, its late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom.]
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
Judy: Well, we better get going, it's late. Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Ross: So we're a little late.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Janine: Okay, now Im really late. (Gets up.)
Phoebe: No, but hes always late.
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.
Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Phoebe: Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won�t be late for my dinner, will you?
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
(Of course its too late for that.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)