words in movies
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Monica: Last night.
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.