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Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Kathy: Hey!
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hi!
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?