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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: By being in a box?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Oh please!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: What?!
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Kathy: I forgot my purse.