words in movies
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: What?!
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?