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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: Oh please!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Hi!
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!