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Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Oh.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!