words in movies
Gene: Christie Turlington, Kate Moss...
Kate: Yeah?
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Kate: It doesnt say that in the script.
Kate: Hi.
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Kate: Well, that was ah...
Kate: Yep.
Kate: Hmm?
Kate: Yeah.
Kate: Umm.
Joey: Ah, Kate?
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.]
Kate: Do you?
Kate: Morning.
Joey: Hey, Kate!
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
The Director: (leaning in) Kate?
Kate: Hi, Lauren.
Kate: Hi.
Kate: About what?
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Kate: Why the Post?
Kate: No. You?
Kate: Fabulous.
Kate: Really. What?
Kate: What?
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Kate: Of course I do.
Joey: Kate, do you even like me?
Kate: Im sorry.
Kate: Joey!
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Kate: Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Kate: And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Joey: (to Kate) Ah, are you okay?
Kate: Become a drama critic!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some more)
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
(The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7, and Kate waves good bye.)
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
Kate: Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up.
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
Kate: I dont know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy Why cant I just pick someone like you?
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Joey: (sees Kate) Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
Kate: Well, Adrians looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor cant just kiss her, hes gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.
[cut to Joeys bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers.]
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
Kate: Well umm, maybe if it had more heat.
[Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before.]
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.