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Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Julie.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: Where you goin'?
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?