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[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Great.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
JULIE: Hey.
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Julie: And the spitting?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?