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Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Julie: Hi.
Ross: Hi Julie.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Really?
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Great.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: So.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: Yeah?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
JULIE: What about Julie?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
ALL: Hi, Julie!
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Meeting Julie.