words in movies
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Julie: Great.
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: So.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Julie: Oy.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Julie: Really?
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
JULIE: Yeah?
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: Hey.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: And the spitting?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
[Ross and Julie enter.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
(Ross and Julie exit)
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.