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[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
JULIE: Hey.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: So.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: And the spitting?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
(Ross and Julie exit)
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]