words in movies
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: And the spitting?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
(Ross and Julie exit)
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Julie: Really?
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: So.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Julie: Great.
Monica: Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
JULIE: Yeah?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
JULIE: What?
[Julie enters.]
JULIE: Good.
JULIE: Hi, honey.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Julie: Oy.
JULIE: Hey.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
[Ross and Julie enter.]
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?