words in movies
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Julie: Oh my god.
Julie: And the spitting?
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Julie: ...and this guy...
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Monica: (to Julie) It's an expression.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
(Ross and Julie exit)
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Joey: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Rachel: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)
(Ross and Julie enter.)
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Julie: Really?
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
[Ross and Julie enter.]
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Julie: Hello Skidmark.
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie: Hi.
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
ROSS: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Ross: Hi Julie.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
[Russ and Julie look at each other with love in their eyes. The music builds...]
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
JULIE: No Cobb, as in cobb salad.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebes Husband, when everyone including Julie is watching Joey in his porno.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Julie: Great.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
Julie: Really?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Julie: So.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
JULIE: Yeah?
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
JULIE: Well, in a nutshell. . .
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
JULIE: Well, that could take a while.
JULIE: What about Julie?
JULIE: What?
ALL: Hi, Julie!
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACHEL: (sarcastically) Hi, Julie.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
JULIE: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
RACH: Meeting Julie.