words in movies
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Also large?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Rachel: Joshua.
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Gloves?
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: But
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: There you go.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]