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'JOEY' in a movie sentence | examples for 'JOEY' from movies

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition. Phoebe is overacting her part.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No! I won’t leave you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No you’re not! Not to me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, you’re great! Okay, let’s take it from…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Y’know what? I think that’s enough for now. Yeah. I don’t want to be over rehearsed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! I’ll do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I don’t need you or anybody else! I’m gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) You’ll see!! You’ll all see!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, what’s this thing you’re auditioning for?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh, it’s a new TV show. Yeah. I’m up for the part of Mac Macaveli or "Mac." Yeah, I’m a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He’s a, he’s a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or "C.H.E.E.S.E."

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: That’s the title! Yeah! Y’know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Well, don’t get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: You really think so?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joey’s acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.  I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Butt.  The gang is watching Joey in Freud!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is also from The One With The Butt and it's also on the soundtrack.  He's Joey telling everyone about his big break in Monica and Rachel's apartment.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey:  C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: All right well, I’m outta here. Wish me luck.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldn’t even be an actor!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, did I fool ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh, it went amazingly well!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah-yeah, it’s down to me and two other guys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: And I know both of them, they’re really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I’m just so nervous! Y’know? The callback isn’t until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I want this part so much! Y’know? If I don’t get this part I’m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn’t say that! That’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler’s mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video.  It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him.  They're both at Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line.  He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  And what?! Did you sleep with her?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  What?!! That’s even worse!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I don’t know! But it’s the same!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to Joey and Rachel’s apartment.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Name one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler proceeds to point out Joey’s errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat.   Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts.  Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend.  Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: That's how they do pants!  Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I said name one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready.  Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In.   It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joey’s not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) He’s still got a chance for the part?! Oh, that’s great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, that’s great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what he’s writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Hey!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: What message?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: What?! It’s 6 o’clock!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I can’t believe this Chandler!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh, well I’m uh…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, I’m sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (shocked) That’s mean! You really had me going there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, you’re right. Okay look, listen, let’s talk about what a huge star I’m gonna be!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: You hug me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin’ between Chandler and Joey. There’s no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., I’m not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then I’ll just have to carry you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Ross, you don’t have to yell.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Y’know what? I think that’s enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

JOEY: But I was Dr. Drake Remoray. How can I go from bein' a neurosurgeon to drivin' a cab?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

CHANDLER: Joey just called.� He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Joey: No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Joey: I thought we talked about this. I don’t like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn’t juice. All juice, okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Whoa! And the... (gestures with hands) huh-huh?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

(Joey is sitting in an armchair and wearing a diving mask. He pulls out a grape from a bunch of fake grapes on the coffee table, puts it on the snorkel's breathing tube and blows it out, then giggles to himself)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Paul: Sure you did! You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!" Bye Rach. (Kisses her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. (They all look around and then back at Joey.) I’m tellin’ ya!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

(Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Joey: Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. (they walk off, Ross looks down to Chappy, who he's holding and he gets a whiff of the dog's smell. He is clearly disgusted by it.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: I’m sure it’s a famous watering can, okay. But, come on…and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Good for you. (jumps suddenly) Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Joey: And-and-and-and-and-and, and we’re gonna be friends again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Well, have-have you told him how you feel?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs—(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey and Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Joey: Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Hi. (Joey blows on a noisemaker.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Gunther: Your muffins. (Sets down a huge plate of muffins in front of Joey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Monica: (hands the tape back to Joey, but doesn’t let him grab it) Y’know maybe a little bit!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Joey: Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Joey: See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldn’t. Now, see, that’s acting.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

JOEY: Or clowns. Oh, oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. Remember, he had that cute little mole by his mouth.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: (grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that’s why I let people watch.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Joey: (In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Joey: I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, she’s been in there all day (Points to her room), uh high fever, a nose problem… Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm-phlegm-phlegm!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

CHANDLER: (hushed) No, no, no, no, no.� Joey can't know that I'm here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

(He moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Right! And when is that due?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: From now on, it’s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! We’re gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, we’re approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, ‘cause my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: You got to go on a ride along?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what… Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people… (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!

"Friends", season 9, episode 15

Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad’s cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Joey: Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joey: Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: No ma’am.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think I’m partly at fault. You see, I didn’t, I didn’t tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! So I think it’s better that I stay at Joey’s.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Joey: ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Joey: Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. (Hangs up and reads the phone display) "out of area". Boy, I'll say.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk Monica lying up against Joey and Rachel’s door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can’t!

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14