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[Scene: Joey's Apartment, Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey's]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica enters.]
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.]
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Joey's voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously... What is it?
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
(Rachel and Joey's)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)
(Lifts her head from Joey's shoulder)
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]
(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
(Joey's eyes double in size)
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's. Joey's on the phone.]
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
[Scene: Joey's bedroom. Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him.]
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Phoebe: Okay. (she starts to stuff styrofoam peanuts down the front of Joey's pants.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
Rachel: Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? C'mon I'll show you the kitchen.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?
[Cut to Joey's room, who's going throw his own contractions. Plus, he has Ross in a headlock.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck.]
(She puts her head on Joey's shoulder and Joey kisses her on her head.)
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]
Monica: Joey's bare ass!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]
CHANDLER: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
Rachel: You like that? (She climbs on the barcalounger seductively, putting her knees next to Joey's hips.) Let's take this into high gear (She pulls the barcalounger lever and seat reclines. She puts one of her knees between his legs and begins to kiss his neck.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are "updating" Joey's resumé.]
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album]
[Joey's place. He's watching Baywatch, lauging. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick. Hes on one leather chair, the chick is on the other. Its watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is flipping through magazines. Handyman is installing things. Monica enters.]
Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Joey's Look-A-Like: Hey Mon! Hey Chann! (He goes to the fridge) Just gettin a soda! (Does so.)
Ross: Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Joey: (approaches, wearing his glasses) Hey you guys, check it out. Check it out. (Moves his hand towards and away from his face.) It's like it's coming right at me. (Chandler helps out a little bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him in his face.)
(Phoebe whispers something in Joey's ear, but after hearing it he jumps up, shocked)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]
Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
Monica: Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.]
(Meanwhile the race has been won by Phoebe's bear, followed by Joey's robot)
(He sinks to the sofa, saddened by Ursula's ultimatum, while Phoebe follows, touched by Joey's good heart.)