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Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.
Jason: W-w-w-wait! Why?!
Jason: No, no?
Jason: Whoa!
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason?
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Jason: What?!
Jason: Yeah, come on in.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Jason: Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department!
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Jason: You have?
(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, we've got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer.
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.