words in movies
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.
Jason: W-w-w-wait! Why?!
Jason: No, no?
Jason: Whoa!
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.
Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason?
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Jason: What?!
Jason: Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department!
(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Jason: Yeah, come on in.
Jason: You have?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, we've got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer.