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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.]
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Janice: Ohhh, are you a puppy! (opens it) Contact paper! I never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.
Janice: We should?
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
[Scene: A grocery store that Janice shops in. Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her.]
Janice: (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!
Chandler: (in a British accent) Hello, Janice.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
ROSS: We'll give you Janice.
JANICE: Oh, my, god.
JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
ROSS: You remember Janice, right?
PHOEBE: Janice? You called Janice?
JANICE: Hey, it's everybody.
JANICE: Yes, I am.
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
JANICE: Helloo!!
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
CHANDLER: Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.
Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice.
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Woman: OH MY GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. Its Janice.)
Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
Janice: I will go for that drink.
CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]
Chandler: No, Janice.
Joey: This is Janice.
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: For Chandler!
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Janice: Oh my God.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: In the park?
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: What?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: Wow!
Janice: Okay.
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Janice: When?
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Monica: Janice?!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.