words in movies
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Ross: Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived! (Ross takes the loosely tied tie off and hands it to Joey who puts it on.) Here.
Ross: It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
Chandler: Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
Chandler: I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Cheryl: It's me!
Cheryl: Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Joey: Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!
Chandler: See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.
Rachel: Oh wow, it's so beautiful...
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
ROSS: Well, well, they're good.� It's been a while since I've seen you like this.� You, you clean up good.
Joey: Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... (Laughs the real "plan-laugh.")
Joey: Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.
Monica: No, it's not.
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
Chandler: Yes, it's also 2003.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Chandler: It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Joey: It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!
Ross: Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Steve: Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work anyway.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
Rachel: (opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.
Joey: Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
Phoebe: But it's just...
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: It's not cooler.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Joey: It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
Ross: It's not a word!
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Ross: I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?
Rachel/actress: It's over! You have to accept that.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Phoebe: Well...it's not about quality.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Ross: It's not the same.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Joey: It's a science.
Ross: It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Phoebe: You know it's me?
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Ross: It's in Barbados.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.