words in movies
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Ross: I wanna say it's not looking good.
Ross: And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Monica: Ok, it's 2100 hours. (to Phoebe) Time for your toast. (Mike appears)
Monica: (very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Rachel: Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!
Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)
Monica: (Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Rachel: Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!
Mike's mom: No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Ross: It's the dog.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... (Laughs the real "plan-laugh.")
Joey: Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.
Monica: No, it's not.
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
Chandler: Yes, it's also 2003.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Chandler: It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Joey: It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!
Ross: Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Steve: Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work anyway.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
Rachel: (opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.
Joey: Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
Phoebe: But it's just...
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: It's not cooler.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Joey: It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
Ross: It's not a word!
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Ross: I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?
Rachel/actress: It's over! You have to accept that.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Phoebe: Well...it's not about quality.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Ross: It's not the same.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Joey: It's a science.
Ross: It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Phoebe: You know it's me?
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Ross: It's in Barbados.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.