words in movies
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
Phoebe: Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Gene: It's white!
Gene: It's heavier then milk!
Gene: It's white!
Gene: It's made from eggs!
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Man: It's the police!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Rachel: Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Joey: It's a science.
Ross: It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Phoebe: You know it's me?
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
Ross: It's in Barbados.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: It's David, actually!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here...
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Colleen: It's pretty much all the information you need.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Rachel: I said it's still nap time.
Joey: What, what!? it's for her hot friends!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
Ross: It's not bad.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".