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Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Ross: C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!
Phoebe: Oh, thats it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea!
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Ross: You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Rachel: So whos idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
(Chandler gets an idea)
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
ROSS: And you had no idea they weren't getting along?
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Phoebe: Thats a good idea for a business!
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Well, it was all Rosss idea.
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
All: Good idea! Yes!
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Joey: What a bad idea!
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Phoebe: Good idea!
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
Joey: Oh, yeah, good idea.
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Rachel: Well theres an idea!!
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Monica: Thats a good idea.
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Phoebe: Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, thats actually a really good idea!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Mr. Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
[Ross and Chandler stare angrily at Joey, who thinks he has come up with a good idea.]
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!