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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Rachel: Well that—y’know it’s just uh, I’ve never done that before. Me and him alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah I think so.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: (To Rachel) I wasn’t talking to you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: I’ll be okay.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: I’m not allowed to have soda.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say, "I do," he’s thinking, "Yeah, I’d do her too!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: I call it!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: No, I’m not.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, you’re one of those. But y’know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Can I do it to you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-I’m funny Ben, but I’m not stupid. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: No-no-no! Look, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m an actor right? So I won’t get nervous talking in front of people.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts! Y’know? Everyone knows I’m an ass man!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It’ll be me! And I swear I’ll do a really good job. Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: So I can do it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Oh, I’m sorry. Can I get you something?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (She’s pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, I’m gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, I’m gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And I’m—Sit down—(She sits down on the couch)—gonna make you some tea. And then, I’m gonna rub your feet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side affects paper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! (She grabs the left side of her torso.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Okay, then I must be disoriented.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: Can I ask what—Come on in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I’d love that. I would loooove… (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yes oh—(To Ben)—Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: (mimicking her) Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! (Holds up the warning label.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and…" And then I can’t think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I’ll talk about London! Y’know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won’t say hooked up. I’ll say, "Began their beautiful journey…"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah!! I call that London style.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Ross’s mom.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well I was… I was exactly expecting company after…(He looks at his watch.) 9:15.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride’s maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you’re not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You kidding? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms… (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I know.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e… (Notices that the TV is turned off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh, dude I’m so sorry!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bride’s maid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: That’s what that was?! ‘Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh… (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadn’t left you that last one? You two might’ve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It’s like it was in the stars!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Okay, fine but please don’t be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted…just sex. So, when I…went to your room that night…I was actually looking…for Joey. (Joey smiles.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I don’t believe it. The most romantic night of my life and I’m runner up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: What?! That’s not fair! It’s not my fault! I was off with my bride’s maid! And who’s to say I would’ve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I would’ve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I’m just visiting my good friend Carol.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: All right, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it’s not funny!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: Oh I…I think they’re funny.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Fine. Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Really? I can do it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I’d love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Well I don’t know remember exactly but, it’s-it’s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you later pal.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting. (To Ross) You’ve got something here on your back.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh I…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) That’s it! I’m out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, it’s like huge weight has been lifted! ‘Cause look, (reads the side affects) no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I’m just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria—Oh.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds!  I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) I’m kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: …she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Air stewardess: (on the answering machine) Miss, I can't let you off the plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Y’know what I think? I think somebody’s got a little crush on Casey. How ‘bout I fix you two up? What do you think?

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Rachel: I’m not moving! (She re-hangs a picture, crookedly.) Is that picture straight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Janice: Ohhh, are you a puppy! (opens it) Contact paper! I never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: (looks angrily at Joey and points at him) I swear to God...! (Joey is in shock)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That’s me!! I’m blank!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chloe: Do I know why we’re rushing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay I’m really sorry!! I’m apologizing for the—(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m still really sorry!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Mike: I don't know, I mean I'm not sure (they hear cracking voice from somewhere else in the kitchen, probably a rat caught in a trap) ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Richard: Well, apparently I’m willing to offer her things that you are not.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Ooh, so cute, that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Bitter lady: Well, I bet you are all thinkin' "Now would be a really great time for an intermission", huh?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Monica: And that’s why, I’m not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I don’t even know what it is! Ohh, it’s still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Or, y’know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you’ve got y’know a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin’ on. Wow! I still have it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I’m sorry you’ve been Bamboozled! You’re gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) I’ve lost sight of why we’re doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I’m with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I’m lost and I can’t find food."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, there’s cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Phoebe: Which proves that I never lie.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Joey: Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. (he stops and starts realizing something) Wait a minute...

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Joey: Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Oh my God! I’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I’m bored.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

RACHEL: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Monica: (removes them) That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh that’s good, I guess she’ll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Well, I’ll-I’ll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Great…Great…and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: I have an audition, but I’ll definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: I’m the ring bearer.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Ross: I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Y’know that’s really fair. Y’know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I’ll show you! Come here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and I’ll make you a nice martini.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: Yeah and he didn’t really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big deal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Gene: Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Well y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Mike: Well, if I ever goto Minsk, you'd better watch out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a great little villa you can stay at.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

ROSS: Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?

"Friends", season 2, episode 7