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Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Ross: Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.
Rachel: Well, I-I dont like it.
Ross: Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Tim: Yknow I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isnt.
Ross: No really, I-I am! I feel bad!
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Ross: Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Phoebe: Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
Joey: Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.
Monica: Yknow, I-I I have to figure some stYknow, some stuff before I can
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Ross: Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Ross: Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still havent gotten it.
Ross: That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.
Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Earl: I-Im sorry?
David: I-I do though.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Phoebe: No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist!
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Ross: Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: No-no! I-I I found one.
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I dont think youre quite right for this project.
Rachel: (on tape) I-I knowI had put them in in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: Oh, I-I dont eat meat.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Ross: No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Rachel: Ross Im so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Ross: Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? I I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined