words in movies
Phoebe: I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be... having that conversation.
Prospective nanny: That's cool. But... but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.
Sandy: (a guy) Hi... I'm Sandy.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Monica: Is that why he's acting so weird...? He's jealous...? Oh my God, that is crazy. It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey...
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.
Joey: Me! I'm up for puppets!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me.
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Chandler: Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.
Ross: Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out.
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
Ross: Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
CHANDLER: No, I'm alright, thanks.
PHOEBE: Alright, I'm sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, it's Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Joey: What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Ross: (a little embarassed by their conversation) I'm good, I have dinner plans (moves away from them).
Ross: What? (his beeper goes off) Great, now I'm having a baby.
MONICA: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
ROSS: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Ross: I'm gonna have to give him up.
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
Chandler: Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.
MONICA: I'm sorry.
JOEY: I'm movin' out like we talked about.
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
ROSS: Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. Ya know, I mean, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.
Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
ROSS: I'm done.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.
MONICA: Dad, I'm the twinkie.
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
CHANDLER: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
JOEY: Hey listen, I'm sorry about what happened. . .
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
MONICA: I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves [pulls Rachel's gloves out of her purse]
ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
RACHEL: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
Monica: Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
PHOEBE: Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK.
PHOEBE: I'm done now.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
JOEY: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
TILLY: I'm Tilly.
MONICA: Shut up, I'm happy.
TILLY: Well, ok then. I'm gonna go. Bye.
Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.
JOEY: No. No way, I'm not signing that.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
Chandler: All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)
JOEY: I'm sorry. See ya.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
RACHEL: Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. I'm sorry.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Yeah, I'm movin' to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
ROSS: Huh, I'm just saying...
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Ross: (nonchalantly) I'm never gonna find love again.
Ross: I'm smarter than him!
RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking.
Monica: (getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!