words in movies
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
JOEY: How far'd ya get?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Rachel: How many you want?
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Joey: How could you lose him?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Monica: How was that possible?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Susan: How, how is this my fault?