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[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How?! When?!
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Carol: How did we do?
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
RACHEL: How did this happen?
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come?
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
JADE: How did you--?
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
RACH: So, how was the party?
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
MNCA: How about Mockolate mousse?
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get?
Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
CAROL: So how did everything go?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
JOEY: Well that's how I feel.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
JOEY: How come you have two?
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?