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Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybodys allowed one mistake, right?
[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandlers mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Rachel: How are ya?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: How did you know about that?!
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Ben: Really? Like how?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Lewis: But like how?
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Joey: How?! When?!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Monica: How?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Mona: How cute was that?
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Joey: How are you doing?
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?