words in movies
Parker: (laughs) Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, oh how you glow. May I? (Puts hand on her stomach)
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Rachel: How many you want?
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Joey: How could you lose him?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Monica: How was that possible?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?