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Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Ross: How hot is this?!
Monica: How many?
Rachel: Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!
Joey: Come on in, how are ya?
[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where Theyre Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Phoebe: How can you come here?
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Ross: Hey, how was the Met?
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Ross: Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.
Joey: All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
Joey: Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Joey: What... for how long?
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: For how long?
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Phoebe: Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal.
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, so how should I do it?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
Ross: We'll see how dinner goes.
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.