words in movies
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Chandler: Excuse me. (gets up, jumps up and down while he zips his zipper up... other patrons look at him) How ya doin'?
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: You did so. I swear, I swear(noticing Kristin's absence) How long has she been in the bathroom?
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Chandler: All right, let's show them how it's done.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Ross: How hot is this?!
Monica: How many?
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, youre still alive! How are you doing?
Rachel: Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Chandler: Its Thursday! How was the audition?!
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Eldad: How are you?
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: How is that important?
Monica: How was your first day?
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Ross: How rude.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Ross: How you doing?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?