words in movies
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Monica: How ya feelin?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Rachel: So, how are you?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Ross: Howd did it go?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
MONICA: Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation.� You know, like, "Hi, How do I look?"� (As Chandler) "Really sexy.� Could I BE any more turned on?"
The Waitress: She says its to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Phoebe: On how far along he's in the sex change process!
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Joey: Wow! So, how are you?
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Joey: Oh...how much?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Joey: Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?
Phoebe: Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.
Rachel: Hey! How was basketball?
Rachel: Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!
Chandler: Well, how you died was funny.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Phoebe: Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Ross: What? How come that you don't have to go!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!
Joey: Come on in, how are ya?
[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where Theyre Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Ross: Hey, how was the Met?
Joey: All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Phoebe: How can you come here?
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
Ross: Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Joey: Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!
Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Joey: What... for how long?
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)