words in movies
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Monica: How ya feelin?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Rachel: So, how are you?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Ross: Howd did it go?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Rachel: How many you want?
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Joey: How could you lose him?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Monica: How was that possible?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?