words in movies
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Ross: Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. (starts to get out his wallet) How much are the boxes?
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Joey: How was your conference?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Ross: How could you have told her?
Joey: How?! When?!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: How did that happen?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Monica: How?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Phoebe: Really?! How come?
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Chandler: How do you know?!
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.