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Joey: What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...
Monica: Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
Chandler: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
[Scene: house next to the one the Bings are moving into. Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door.]
Chandler: It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Chandler: Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.
Monica: But we love our house.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. The cab pulls up.]
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Ross: This is the coolest house ever!!
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Phoebe: Thats a dog, every house should have a dog.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Phoebe: Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, its still raining outside.]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Don: No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldnt that be incredible?!
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
[Scene: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there.]
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
Rachel: Bye house!
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
[Scene: A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.]
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Mr. Geller: We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
[Scene: Mike's parents house again.]
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Chandler: So you you dont want to live with Don in a cheese house?
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Ken: You can come to my house!
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!